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The Full-Throttle Waddle Number One A had my shot. There was one brief moment where my destiny was in my hands. Watching the ball sail off the tip of my fingers I had no idea what that one shot would mean... The Longest Day "You won't need press credentials at the race" I heard her say. "We'll give you and the other journalists maps and you can make your way to the checkpoints". There were several disconcerting words in those sentences. First off, I had never been called a journalist before, I'm not very good at reading maps, and I had no idea what a checkpoint was. Of course, that just made me all the more eager... Present Perfect Tense Most runners I know are too tense. They are tense before they run, while they run, and after they run. It's not their muscles that are tense, it's their heads. Rather than running in the present, they always seem to be in running the PAST tense or the FUTURE tense... The Popeye Syndrome People are always calling me names! I've been labeled a Baby Boomer, a Hippie, a Yuppie, Cool, Uncool, With it, and Clueless. I'm also, it turns out, a part of the Television Generation... Working the Shovel Some of life's lessons I've only had to learn once; like not to put my tongue on a frozen flagpole no matter how funny my buddies think it will be. Some of life's lesson took me a little longer; like, when I'm given 16 weeks to do a project, I can't wait to start until the day before it's due. And some of life's lessons are absolutes. Thin is the only word to use in a sentence that contains the word hips... Personal Record I'm going to ask for a point of personal privilege this month. For those of you who don't have your Robert's Rules of Order handy, a point of personal privilege is when, in the middle of a formal debate, someone just has to speak passionately about a topic not on the floor. So, everyone moans and let's the person wax eloquently about something that is important only to him or her... Rally Cap He had the look. I'd seen it before. It's when your will is more important than your skill, when preparation is replaced my desperation, and when, if you're not careful, fun becomes foolishness. He was there. And we both knew it... The Inner Penguin I'm a 90's guy. Or at least I was. That all seems so… "20th Century" now. I'm not ready to call myself a "zero" guy, but I'll bet there are others that might. I'm in touch with my feminine side, I know all about male bounding, and I am way too in touch with my inner child. But, I am just beginning to learn how to be in touch with my inner Penguin... Sex, Lies, and Videotape OK, this column has very little to do with sex, but I got your attention. It's got to do with the small and large lies we tell our selves, and how the truth was revealed to me on videotape... Are We There Yet? I've always liked traveling by car. And, I've always subjected my family to my terminal wanderlust. On many occasions my then young son would moan from the back seat, "Are we there yet?"... Running Home There are many advantages to starting to run later in life. Among them is the ability to use running as a means to rediscover memories long forgotten. For me, running is the key that has unlocked the most foreboding doors in the cellar of my psyche...
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