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I wasn’t always a penguin. I wasn’t always as slow as
I am now. I used to be much slower! It took 40 years to become so
overweight and out of shape that running a mile and running a marathon
were equally unthinkable.
For most of those 40 years, I looked at runners as if they were
some mutant sub-species of the human race. I looked not with awe
nor with envy as runners in my neighborhood trudged through rain,
heat, cold and wind. I looked at them with suspicion. What motivated
them? What was missing in their lives that they had to punish themselves
on a regular basis?
Ad then it happened. It wasn’t the epiphany that some folks
describe. It was simply a matter of looking down at a body that
was becoming my enemy and deciding that enough was enough.
Those early days and weeks were a time of awakening. I bought a
pair of running shoes, tied them on much too tightly and headed
for the streets. Remembering the last time I had run, in high school
gym class, I bolted down the driveway and into the future. That
lasted about 20 steps.
It was at that instant that I realized I had the legs of an old
person. Those youthful appendages that had served me well in Little
League and at the Prom were now unwilling to run longer than 30
seconds. So I walked.
My guess is that my first humble attempt at running/walking/shuffling/panting
lasted not even 600 yards and took nearly 5 minutes. I turned back,
convinced that I had covered so much ground I would have a hard
time finding my way home-only to discover that I’d barely
made it down the block. But I had started.
The next step toward penguinhood was one of blissful naivete. I
was amazed that my body was actually beginning to cooperate. That
first "run" turned into a half-mile, a mile, then more.
I was shocked at how quickly my body adapted to the new stresses.
I was ready, or so I thought, for any challenge. Time to race!
Standing at the start of my first race, a local 5-K, I barely noticed
the other runners. Filled with the confidence that only abject ignorance
can produce, I wondered how many of them had noticed me and if they
were worried about my presence. After all, I knew how slow I had
been and how much I had improved.
At the start command, everybody bolted as if they had been blasted
from a howitzer. I stood there like I was tied to a tree. Oh, I
was running; I was running as hard as I had ever run. It was just
that I was running very, very slowly.
I watched in stunned amazement as men and women, young and old,
short and tall, ran away from me as though I had some medieval plague.
The 70-year old man I had been chatting with before the start dropped
me like a bad habit. The woman behind me nearly knocked me over.
It was my moment of enlightenment.
I began laughing out loud at them and at myself. Off I ran, shaking
my head. By the first mile marker, I was running nearly alone. I
had run the fastest mile (a 10:30) of my life, and I could barely
see the person ahead of me! But the smile on my face never faded.
I knew then that running was going to be something I did mostly
for the joy it brought me. Watching the other runners move away,
I realized that I could not undo the physical effects of 40 years
of indulgence in a matter of weeks or months. It had taken all my
life to get to where I was; it was going to take the rest of my
life to get to where I wanted to be.
I went on to finish…and to keep a promise to myself. By finishing
that first race, I began undoing four decades of unkept promises
and doomed diets and quitting in general. Crossing the finish line,
I knew that in my running, and in my life, the difference between
success and failure would sometimes come down to a single step.
Waddle on, friends.
Thought of the Day
"I was the next to last finisher, but I had won the most important
race, the race against myself."
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